The purpose of this thread is to document my adventures in taking my Gen 4 Viper to the local drag strip. Yes, there is a 1/4 mile fast list floating around here somewhere, but that thread is pretty dead, and as you'll quickly see, I don't belong anywhere on that list. I also wanted to go into a bit more detail on what exactly has been done to my car along this journey so there will be no doubt about the weather conditions and all of the mods that I've done along the way.
There seems to be a general misconception that drag racing is easy (spoiler alert: it isn't) - after all, we all know bone stock Gen 4s are capable of running a 10 second pass, as seen here:
...and here:
So that means they can all run those kinda times all the time, right? Unfortunately, when you stick an average driver (me) behind the wheel, and top that off with some average track conditions (those runs were done in -1,000 ft DA weather), you end up with a recipe for disappointment. Story of my life, but I digress.
You can't achieve success if you don't even know what you are trying to achieve, so let's start with my personal goals for this car:
1. Run a solid 10 second pass in a full weight car under average weather conditions (low 70s ambient temps, usually good for +2,000 ft DA around here)
2. Trap 130+ in average weather
3. Limit power mods to basic bolt-ons and tuning, but no headers (I have personal reasons for this, but won't get into it here)
4. Drive the car to and from the track, no trailers - I also don't want to touch a wrench while I'm there. If it requires anything more than a tire pressure gauge, it's a no-go.
This car will never set any records, nor do I intend it to. For starters, about the best weather you can hope for around here will get you to around +1,000 ft DA - the track here closes at the end of October, and doesn't start back up until April/May, so any cold and sunny days that are perfect for setting records will pretty much never happen. Basically, I want what I would consider to be a quick, comfortable, reliable street car that I can drive to the track, run some solid times against the local competition, and drive it home. I guess I also want the car to serve as an ambassador for the Viper nation - of the couple times I've been to the track, most of the comments received seem to be some variation of "you just never see Vipers running here." I think the car deserves respect, and I'd like to have some time slips to back that up that are grounded in reality (i.e. not one-off hero runs).
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